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二战小子

貌似阻止日酋下南洋的想法是基于可以四发对海只是限制高度等一些摘自官网上极端有利米帝的HR做出的说 。

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This is the HR I was talking about./ Y: i& I/ Z' i; g. @1 [% i) I" \
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Sub control on,  yes
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possibility for Jap to convert Research industry to production, yes
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fleet at sea and jap that can only make 1 port attack.... , yes
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is a port, either way is ok by me
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if it's allowed small invsion from subs, no
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4 q7 g& s8 E4 g1 d1. Russia must warned one week before invasion (i.e. declare war and wait one week).
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16.The shift of units using HQ change is banned.
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17.Units in Mandzukuo must have at least 8000AS.
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+ C0 I  J/ n/ @' D( A8 x19.Chinese troops under SEA command can be used only in Burma.
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The number of transport TFs for invasion should be minimized.e.g., If you 150 transports for an invasion mission, there should be only 2 transport TF landing.
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No 4E naval attacks after 1942.
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另一个版本的房规
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General House Rules:
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23. The allies cannot simply pick up and withdraw from Malaya, PI, or the DEI without putting up significant  fights. This will stop the allied player from playing on hindsight and evacuating all of the Dutch forces  before they are even attacked - very unrealistic. ! C( ~, _# [) B
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25. The 1st & 2nd USMC Divisions cannot move beyond the Hawaiian islands (or west coast) until April 1st,  1942. This is to simulate when the 1st Div becomes operational and the major concern for the defense of the  Hawaiian Islands and west coast.
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chars

6. If Burma road is cut by Jap unit(s), all Chinese units out of china must be set as No replacements
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bio

有点道理

我是大鲨鱼

没道理啊 6 m* o0 v  S3 E' L& d1 Q, \+ T
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首先，要知道相当多的国军可能都已经在旧金山投胎了，不能让他们饿死在罐头堆里嘛……
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其次，远征军入印貌似是合理选择，只是老蒋太贪权才逼他们走野人山……

我是大鲨鱼

形势比人强，2月26日阿奎回信鸟
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( K  v' n0 P% Z, ?2 vI have many perplexities about these house rules; in my opinion the most part of them is a useless burden and another part has the effect to choke strategical choices in the name of a assumed more historical behaviour. Luckily, as now, nobody suggested that all Jap TF compositions and obiectives are to be known by Ally because Ally decrypted jap codes. Any case, here my point of view:
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7) OK (but wih some perplexity)
+ N1 T1 O6 g& F3 X% X6 |& b8) "No mining for planes"... bad HR. During the war, both sides mined port with planes. I can accept this rule but disagree.
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: f- U% k+ d4 w% e2 |. z" b16) if I understand correctly...it's allowed to change units attachement but not HQ attachment. Is it so?
( }5 A% T- F  w+ j" I; |In case I can accept it) S2 @) s# |- |+ c  {' J8 V2 S9 q
17) according to the game rules if Jap goes down 8000 garrison there is a small prob that Russian attack Jap. I prefer rather  the original rule than the HR. This HR worsen the game  but, any case I can accept (but disagree).
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28) this rule can cause problems worse than the problem it tries to solve. 1° example. In a Air combat fleet (with 3 CVs and 3 DD) 1 CV becomes damaged. To allow docking in an empty port you have to escort it  with at least 4 ships. In short, you have to give up the operation. <absurd! Or, 2° example: after a port attack the same fleet as before remains with only 3 surviving ships (3CV); because it has not the legal number to sail they have to wait to be all sunk...and so on. as written this is not an acceptable rule. The 2nd part of the rule could be OK.
$ m5 W& ]( n9 @% P6 @  i29) Aleutinian for example were attacked from Jap (that landed there during Midway operation). Again a rule limiting the stategic options. What the meaning?
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36) to cut the retreat is one of the main task of parà troops and eventually armor pursuit (a bazooka can easily destroy the "biggest" Jap tank). I don't like this rule, also unhistorical
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Your HR don't speak about some point like: the possibility to surround enemy force with small units like AA, ART, ecc to avoid enemy retreat..or the possibility to transfer in 1 day lot of planes by land also where there is no trail connecting the bases  (or when the airbase and the planes are damaged..).
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% S+ q$ X! N/ r& M$ i随后这位可爱的面条国亲善使者发现自己还忘了几句话，于是连续补了两封邮件，内容如下：
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/ x' B' e+ {0 |5 @2 Y3 kI sent you an e-mail that probably you didn't receive (but when we start to use normal e-mail instead of this PM system??) where I explained why I didn't like "common rules" 7, 17, 18, 19, 28, 29, 36, and 37. Specificaly House Rule 28 looks very dangerous.4 {# r1 x- L+ U6 `( P8 |
did you receive that e-mail?
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28) this rule can cause problems worse than the problem it tries to solve. 1° example. In a Air combat fleet (with 3 CVs and 3 DD) 1 CV becomes damaged. To allow docking in an empty port you have to escort it  with at least 4 ships. In short, you have to give up the operation. <absurd! Or, 2° example: after a port attack the same fleet as before remains with only 3 surviving ships (3CV); because it has not the legal number to sail they have to wait to be all sunk...and so on. as written this is not an acceptable rule. The 2nd part of the rule could be OK
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鬼佬主要是在不满28条 我觉得他没理解这规定的含义。。。
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译：这条规定可能导致的问题比它解决的问题还严重，例如一个空战舰队（3CV3DD）一艘CV受创，为了让她入港需要3艘DD跟随，简而言之，你不得不抛弃护航<荒谬 例2 上诉同一舰队在一次对港袭击后只剩下三艘CV，因为没有达到规定的数量，他们只能原地等死。。。因此这条房规不能接受，不过第二部分说不定还ok.

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37) I understand the meaning of this rule but what is "small unit"? Isn't it right (for example) that a small but competent units (like a 20 Assault infantry) can  sacrifice itsself to stop the enemy?
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/ c& }( {  h8 j, B; N我明白这条房规的用意，但小单位的定义是？是不是一股小部队但又能胜任牺牲自己堵住敌人退路的任务（像一只有20战斗力的步兵）。还有你的房规没有提到像用AA.ART等单位堵路，或者一天之内在没有铁路链接的基地间转移很多飞机（或者当机场的飞机已经损坏）

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29) Aleutinian for example were attacked from Jap (that landed there during Midway operation). Again a rule limiting the stategic options. What the meaning?
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4 O" j8 w( t$ c3 F我靠！感情这鬼佬想玩无限制战啊。。。好啊，通通答应他，然后打得他像当年被小哈虐的那个捷克老一样哭着喊着要TJ

阿姆罗

意大利的帕瓦罗蒂诞生了 我认为不用屎大出马，也许歌手就能让Y的歇菜